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An Oat Flat White at Every Café on the List
Unofficial audit, ongoing. Café Kafka is winning. Kleinod is a close second, mostly on the strength of the view.
The rules are simple: one oat flat white, at every café we review, scored on the same day, in the same mood, with the same level of judgement. Nobody has asked us to do this.
The Standings
Café Kafka is currently in first place — smooth, properly hot, and served with a corner table nobody rushes you out of. Kleinod is a close second, mostly on the strength of the view.
The Audit Continues
New cafés get added as we find them. If your local is missing, tell us and it will get a test cup and a full review in due course.
"Unofficial audit, ongoing."
The Thing We Love
The current winner and the runner-up, both with full reviews.
The Cauldron · Neubau, 7th DistrictCafé KafkaOur unofficial office. Get the pistachio croissant, claim a corner table, and nobody will rush you out.Read the Full Review
The Cauldron · Leopoldstadt, 2nd DistrictKleinodCanal views and the best iced lattes in the district. Go before 3pm or fight for a seat.Read the Full Review